Tuesday, July 28, 2009

FW: Even God has a Sense of Humour!!

Even God has a Sense of Humour!!
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And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.
I have blessed them with prosperity and money.
But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.
But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests.
But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...
So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked...
"God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"

God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA",
My most precious creation.
It has understanding and friendly People.
Sparkling streams and serene mountains.
A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.
Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....

The angel was quite surprised:
"But god you said everything should be in balance."

God replied -- "Look at the neighbours I gave
them."

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Saturday, July 4, 2009

FW: Escaped Lion in Kuwait!!

 

 

 

 

Technicians at Shuwaikh (Kuwait) car repair shops were having a normal day at work, when suddenly a nervous looking LION came out of no where...seemingly hungry because of how skinny his body looks

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Workers freaked out, jumping over each other, some locking themselves up in cars, some in the offices, and some just ran away...but one brave guy took the picture of this Lion without making a sound....and there was the SHOCK when the Lion turned around...nobody could believe it

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Turns out it's their Indian co-worker's dog. He shaved the dog in such a way to look like a Lion....


 


 

 


 

 

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Saturday, May 30, 2009

FW: Enjoy Mathematics

 

 

Equations

 

              

            Equation 1

 

            Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

 

      Donkey = eat + Sleep

      Therefore

 

      Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

 

      Therefore

 

      Human – enjoy = Donkey + work

 

       

 

      In Other words,

 

      Human that doesn't enjoy = Donkey that works.

 

       

 

      Equation 2

 

      Men = eat + sleep + earn money

 

      Donkey = eat + sleep

 

      Therefore:

 

      Men = Donkey + earn money

 

      Therefore:

 

      Men – earn money = Donkey

 

       

 

      In other words,

 

      Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

 

       

 

      Equation 3

 

      Women = eat + sleep + spend

 

      Donkey = eat + sleep

 

      Therefore:

 

      Women = Donkey + spend

 

      Women- spend = Donkey

 

       

 

      In other words,

 

      Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey   

 

       

 

      To Conclude:

 

      From equation 2 and 3

 

      Men who don't earn money = Women who don't spend

 

      So

 

      Men earn money not to let women became donkeys

 

      And women spend not to let men become donkeys

 

      So we have:

 

      Men+ women = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + spend money

 

       

 

      Therefore from postulates 1 & 2, we can conclude

 

Men + women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!!!! !!!!!!

 



 

 

 

                                  

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Fwd: Fw: FunPages: How friendship break.....

Fwd: What Baapu Says On Increment



"Agar koi tumhari salary na increase karay , tumhay promotion na day,
phir bhi tum kaam kartay raho....
sirf kaam hi nahi, ziyada kaam karo......
promotion ki ummeed na karo.......


Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din zaroor jaagay gi.
Aur wo tumhay salary increase aur promotion zaroor dega "

Aur agar phir bhi koi salary increase aur promotion nahi milay,
to uske paas jana ,

usay ek Guldasta dena ....
aur Aahista say  kehna....... .

 


i am resigning
MAMOO




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